Exo on a cooking show
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Kai:
*Makes a cupcake with a dog on it* look its mY PRIDE AND jOY.
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Kyungsoo:
*dominates the whole show*
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Sehun:
*Frowns when judges don't like his bubble tea* choke on my balls motha fcker
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Suho:
*pulls out credit card* Let me win this show and you get an unlimited credit card heh
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Chanyeol:
*looks up when judges ask what he made* "POT BROWNIES!"
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Baekhyun:
"LOL that black stuff ain't chocolate honey, it's melted eyeliner."
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Chen:
*makes cereal*
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Xiumin:
*Makes a flawless 3 course meal*
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Lay:
*Steals a shit ton of fruits to eat*
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Luhan:
*accidently slathers self in whip cream*
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*hears a high pitched 'yeHET' in the distance*
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Tao:
*touches boiling pot*
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*cries*
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Kris:
*Burns the whole fucking set down*
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*Blames it on camera man*
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