Bro (2)
- Baekhyun: I wanna write "I miss you" in a rock then throw it at ur face bro.
- Chanyeol: Wtf. Why bro?
- Baekhyun: So that you'd know how much it hurts whenever I miss you bro.
- Chanyeol: Bro.
- Baekhyun: Bro.
the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences
- the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
- the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
- the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
- the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
Chen as a tour guide
- Chen: hi my name is chen im ur tour guide i guess
- chen: welcome to korea
- Chen: if u look to the right you will see Korea
- Chen: if u look to the left u will see korea
- kyungsoo: making my way downtown, walking fast
- chanyeol: kyungsoooo!!!!!
- kyungsso: walking faster
Lost Child
- Chanyeol: (on phone) Hey, Suho? I need your help.
- Suho: What did you do?
- Chanyeol: I lost Lay.
- Lay: (in background) Don’t worry man, we’ll find him.
- Suho: *sighs* How high are you guys?
- Tao: *takes 200 selfies*
- Tao: *deletes them all* it's all trash I hate my face
- Sehun: *takes one selfie with the ugliest face he has on*
- Sehun: fucking gold
Exo on a cooking show
- Kai: *Makes a cupcake with a dog on it* look its mY PRIDE AND jOY.
- Kyungsoo: *dominates the whole show*
- Sehun: *Frowns when judges don't like his bubble tea* choke on my balls motha fcker
- Suho: *pulls out credit card* Let me win this show and you get an unlimited credit card heh
- Chanyeol: *looks up when judges ask what he made* "POT BROWNIES!"
- Baekhyun: "LOL that black stuff ain't chocolate honey, it's melted eyeliner."
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- Chen: *makes cereal*
- Xiumin: *Makes a flawless 3 course meal*
- Lay: *Steals a shit ton of fruits to eat*
- Luhan: *accidently slathers self in whip cream*
- *hears a high pitched 'yeHET' in the distance*
- Tao: *touches boiling pot*
- *cries*
- Kris: *Burns the whole fucking set down*
- *Blames it on camera man*
now that kris is gone how is he gonna eat pringles?? only ksoo can fit his hand in the tube to retrieve them for kris
kris will never eat pringles again
Luhan changing his IG
- Luhan: *changes IG from luexolu to 7_luhan_m*
- Friend: What does the "m" stand for?
- Luhan: (/∇＼*)｡o○♡
- Luhan: *whispers* minseok